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Christmas humor

 

‘Tis the season for really bad Christmas jokes. 

With that in mind here’s one with a Steampunk theme: 
 
Why doesn’t Captain Nemo ever get any Christmas presents?
 
Because he’s always on The Naughty-lis  
 
 
Hey, I never said it was a good joke. 
 
How about you?
 
Got any Christmas jokes?
  
 


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ken_schneyer
Dec. 23rd, 2009 10:58 am (UTC)
Nothing to compete with that one, man. Oy.
jongibbs
Dec. 23rd, 2009 12:49 pm (UTC)
Hehe, I love making up and hearing awful jokes :)
peadarog
Dec. 23rd, 2009 11:11 am (UTC)
I like the one about the dyslexic devil-worshipper who built an alter to Santa...
jongibbs
Dec. 23rd, 2009 12:50 pm (UTC)
Lol, speaking of awful jokes... :P
tracy_d74
Dec. 23rd, 2009 12:55 pm (UTC)
I only know one joke. And it's not Christmas related. I am a horrible joke teller. I tend to get people to laugh by just being me: walking into things, being self-depricating, making funny expressions. I haven't even had my kid clients tell me any. Hmmm? How odd. *scratches head*
jongibbs
Dec. 23rd, 2009 01:02 pm (UTC)
Perhaps they've been banned :)
out_totheblack
Dec. 23rd, 2009 01:49 pm (UTC)
I don't have any jokes, but I can share some
local Christmas humor
jongibbs
Dec. 23rd, 2009 05:53 pm (UTC)
Lol :)
maeve_the_red
Dec. 23rd, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC)
The four ages of man:

1. You believe in Santa
2. You don't believe in Santa
3. You ARE Santa
4. You look like Santa
jongibbs
Dec. 24th, 2009 08:45 am (UTC)
Hehehe, good one :)
karen_w_newton
Dec. 23rd, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC)
Not a joke but a funny picture/story:

http://stressbuster1.com/wrapper/best-christmas-decor/

No clue if it's true or not, but it made me laugh.

Merry Christmas to you!
mtlawson
Dec. 24th, 2009 01:42 am (UTC)
Darn.

You beat me to it.

This might make you laugh, or simply go "wow":

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCFCeJTEzNU

I can't take credit for it -my wife found it first- but I'm sure going to post it.
jongibbs
Dec. 24th, 2009 08:46 am (UTC)
Excellent! :)
jongibbs
Dec. 24th, 2009 08:50 am (UTC)
Lol, I like how that shorter one at the of the line had to really jump to hit the 'high' notes :)
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