Congratulations to 
Marc Vun Kannon
winner of this year's Meager Puddle of Limelight Award for Best Opening Line.
Here are the final results:
1st place: "Aren't you a bit young to be raising the dead?" Marc Vun Kannon
Joint runner-up It all went wrong when she hit the angels. Rachel M. Thompson
Joint runner-up The number of parents I have should be illegal. Mari Adkins
4th= They thought I was you, but I wasn't. Bart Palamaro
4th= The woods called to him; they always had. Kay Kauffman (aka 
kayporque)
6th I'm ok with people asking me how it feels to live without a leg. Jakob Drud (aka jakobdrud)
7th= The dead philosopher came out of his cavern only when both the moons of Mars were below the horizon. Christine Lucas (aka silverwerecat)
7th= Once upon a time we’d been friends, the witch and I. Rhonda Parrish (aka rhondaparrish)
In addition to the all-important bragging rights, Marc wins a signed copy of Fur-Face and two of my I are a writer! pens, as well as an interview and/or guest spot here on An Englishman in New Jersey.
Rachel and Mari also win an interview here, where they can bask in the meager puddle of limelight my blog will provide.