:)

And I'd thought Russian spam was nothing to sneeze at...

I want to know how it could possibly be profitable to spend that much time spamming?! Pretty much every spam comment I get is marked as such by LJ, and therefore is never visible (not to mention, I get the most spam on obscure old old old posts), so... what's the point?

It's all bout the profile. They want hits on a web search, so they spam in the most unlikely places. I never let them on to LinksAPlenty, though they do keep trying. THey make no effort to actually post on-topic material. If thy did, then maybe I would forgive them, a little, but they don't, so they're "The Unforgiven".

Are you sure it's an advertisement and not a "Nigerian Prince"?

Ah, if spammers would only listen, right? Their English is probably as convoluted as your Russian. At least it's not spam for Ugg boots. :P I've been getting a lot of those on LinksAPlenty, lately. Of course, I moderate those, but.....

Ah, yes. But, if you bake Spam with cloves, it passes for a type of ham (maybe a tyouch of brown sugar, too). Which, of course, has nothing to do with the type of Spam to which we actaully refer, here. :3