If your old gran were here,
she'd say,
"Replace the battery in your hearing aid. She said, 'You're the coolest stewed.'"

Well, I, for one,
am glad that your old gran isn't here today.
May she rest in peace,
and may you rest assured that your day has been made
with utmost sincerity.
:)

I know you do get mistaken for Brad Pitt a lot, though :)

You? Cool? Naaaah!

:-P

No, that was just old gran whispering in your ear. ;) You are the coolest of the cool, my dear.

As long as we are name calling, I would call you a fun dude in the nicest possible way.

Don't forget English dude. ;) (Or British dude?)