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When it comes to advice about writing fiction, just about the only thing you can guarantee is that if you ask 100 writers how to do something, you'll get at least 101 answers.

Most folks like to help other people, and when we try to point writers in (what we see as) the right direction, we mean well. The trouble is, some of our nuggets of wisdom are made of fool's gold. In fact, much of the advice you hear thrown about online and at writing groups is, at worst, complete piffle, and at best, completely wrong for you and your situation.

Here are some examples I've heard around the water-cooler at writing group meetings, conferences etc. or read online:

                                                                                

'Never use the passive tense.'

'Never use adverbs.'

'You should self-publish your book.'


'Don't self-publish your book.'

'Getting an agent or publisher is a crapshoot. Just keep sending out query letters. Sooner or later, you'll get one.'

'Post weekly chapters of your book online.'

'You don't need to bother with an agent these days.'

'Don't waste your time writing short stories. There's no money/future in them.'

'Avoid clichés like the plague.'


Okay, that last one's worth bearing in mind, but the others depend on your individual situation. 

As writers, we're always looking to improve, especially when we first start out, but when it comes to advice, take it all with a pinch of salt, and remember my old gran's wisdomous words: 'Advice and opinions are like spouses and children, they should be embraced or ignored at the individual's discretion.' 



How about you?

What was the worst writing advice you ever got?



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ann1962
Oct. 19th, 2011 03:50 pm (UTC)
Other person: "Make those scenes into love scenes."

Me: "But that isn't what the book is about."

Other person: "Doesn't matter."

She was convinced every look any characters had at another character, should become sexual. LOL
jongibbs
Oct. 19th, 2011 05:35 pm (UTC)
I feel the same way avout explosions and car chases :)
snapes_angel
Oct. 19th, 2011 06:31 pm (UTC)
We call that fangirling or fanboying in the fandom communities, nowadays, at least from what I've seen. Heck, it's not a new thing. I still remember stories dealing with the offspring of Kirk and Spock. <,<

Although it qould be fun to keep that in mind, for purely tongue-in-cheek parody, when you need a bit of levity to take your mind off bad writing advice.
ann1962
Oct. 19th, 2011 07:16 pm (UTC)
fangirling or fanboying

Oh yes! That is why I was so surprised she suggested what she did. Maybe she's a closet fic writer!

Kirk and Spock. <,<

Still the best pairing name ever!
snapes_angel
Oct. 19th, 2011 08:29 pm (UTC)
True, but how they can give birth to a little Spock with ago-cart in place of legs is beyond either my ken, or the fic's backstory.

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