Six things my old gran would say to me if she were alive today
1: I bought a big present for my favorite grandson. Where is your brother?
2: At last, your age matches your I.Q.
3: I can't believe you're fifty? You look so much older.
4: I invited all your friends over to help you celebrate, but he couldn't make it.
5: Get your hair cut.
6: How come you never call me anymore?
I have a great family evening planned involving cake, Chinese food and the latest Harry Potter DVD. Here's hoping your day turns out as well as mine.
Sunday April 17th, 6:45am: ETA
Thank you so much for all the kind words people sent me yesterday. It was a lovely surprise coming back after a day offline to find hundreds of birthday messages from my facebook/Live Journal friends sitting in my inbox.
You made an old man very happy :)