It's a tradition in England to open Christmas crackers at dinner. They usually contain a paper hat, a cheap toy and best of all, a really awful joke.
I thought it might be fun to come up with a few awful jokes of my own, so here we go:
What does Scrooge have in common with a desert lion?
They both hate sandy claws!
What type of dinosaur has four legs and flies?
A recently deceased one!
How do you stop a bull elephant from charging?
Hide his credit cards!
I hope you were holding on to your sides.
If you think you can come up with something better (or should I say 'worse'), give me your best shot.