Jon Gibbs (jongibbs) wrote,
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Christmas crackers and bad jokes. Give me your worst shot

It's a tradition in England to open Christmas crackers at dinner. They usually contain a paper hat, a cheap toy and best of all, a really awful joke.


I thought it might be fun to come up with a few awful jokes of my own, so here we go:

What does Scrooge have in common with a desert lion?  
They both hate sandy claws!

What type of dinosaur has four legs and flies? 
A recently deceased one!

How do you stop a bull elephant from charging? 
Hide his credit cards!


I hope you were holding on to your sides.

If you think you can come up with something better (or should I say 'worse'), give me your best shot.


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